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Pretty & Poisonous

23 and in love with marvel, memes, Halsey 🫶🏻! 18+ only💗 🌞💫

ellliemilller:

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- Rupi Kaur, the sun and her flowers

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zordonmlw7:

artgirllullaby:

chongoblog:

kitsnicket:

This show was the funniest fucking thing

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He never elaborated on this and it kills me

If I remember correctly it eventually got out.

Apparently this was a rehearsal for the scene, so the extinguisher was a prop one (hence the moment Miranda sassy looks at the camera/crew for how he was acting her in panic), so they went on to it.

But someone had switched the extinguisher to the actual fire thrower that would be used on the scene (I dont remember if was proposital or not or simply a mistake because they were meant to be identical).

So this is their actual reaction, cause when he pressed the valve, he really wasnt expecting to fire come out, neither was Miranda, so their reaction is 100% genuine and they did freak out as on tape.

The thing went out so well they were unable to reenact their reactions or surprise as the first time on rehearsal, so the rehearsal scene was kept and put it into the actual episode.

Are you telling me Miranda was eating that carrot with whip cream for fun and not because the scene called for it.

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Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

mamahartbig:

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

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misseffie:

It’s weird to think that some people aren’t daydreaming 24/7 and creating all kinds of stories and worlds in their heads. Do you mean that when you’re listening to music or walking somewhere your mind is just blank? Sounds weird.

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stargazingfangirl18:

Conquest

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Pairing: Ransom Drysdale x Fem!Reader
Word Count: 8,084
Summary: You were no one really, just an escort - a hot, curvy little piece that Ransom couldn’t wait to annihilate. And then you arrived with your warm gaze and genuine smile, your playful quips and soft affection, and, well, Ransom’s plan goes to shit.
Warnings: Explicit sexual content. Explicit language. AU. Smol!curvy!escort!Reader. Sex work. Oral sex (m receiving). Eye contact kink. Soft!dom vibes. Vaginal fingering. Praise kink. Unprotected sex. Kindness kink (I’m making it a thing LOL). Ransom is emotionally constipated (our favorite!) but also a secretly soft boi, just for you 🥺

A/N: Omg. Oh my god. It’s happening!

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Originally posted by noosi

Prepare yourself for this new Pick Your Pleasure verse, because we have a lot more pairings and stories to come. And cum 😘 I’m so ecstatic to be back and to be writing and sharing with you again. I hope you enjoy this, and please do take a moment once you ::ahem:: finish to drop a hoe some feedback! Love you! Enjoy! ❤️

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Ransom Drysdale knew exactly what he wanted. 

He was strategic in planning for tonight, in fact. Him. Someone who never put much effort into anything ever.

Because he didn’t need to.

Being a spoiled, infamous trust fund prick definitely had its perks.

But put in effort he did, because Ransom was in a mood.

He had a particular itch to scratch and it wasn’t gonna be fulfilled by the usual fare he was often surrounded by. 

Keep reading

tiredandlonelymuse:

I’ve been on my knees since I was 5.

In the chapel,

in a bedroom,

in an alley late at night.

Always facing an inflated

godlike

version of some guy.

But as a girl you do what you need to survive.

You open wider, take the body.

Thank your father, you’ve been naughty.

2 Hail Marys, 20 lashings.

“I’ve been sent to punish you for daring to exist.

You will never know a love as meaningful as this.”

I’ve memorized

the lines

since I was 10.

From the Bible,

from the playbook,

from the magazines for men.

If you should mess it up, you’ll start again.

But, still, they only want

the women

they condemn.

I think that I’d have too much fun in hell.

With the pagans

and the hedonists

and sapphics there as well.

Purgatory seems the better fit

I can’t stand waiting in the corner,

but I do love being hit.

There’s not a torture you can prescribe

that I wouldn’t find

a way to like.

Every single second I’m alive

I’m sharpening an axe I’d like to grind.

“I was sent to punish you

for the way I was designed.

You will never know a love

that you fear more than mine.”


- “God Fear a Woman” 2023

cupcakesandrainbowsxoxo:

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My Melody icons for you wonderful people🥺🥰

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ace-of-dragons:

i-am-totally-not-a-lizard:

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn’t a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

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It’s not and we like it that way next question

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yellenabelova:

#He’s just like me fr fr

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blackexcellence:

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Happy Juneteenth Tumblr✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼